So I got to thinking. Thinking about something funny. Funny for Christmas. I’m thinking about failed Christmas songs, ones that never made it.

Here they are. I hope you have a little chuckle with me. Please note this is completely in humour.

Angels We Have Heard Get High
We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar
Do You Smell What I Smell?
Sweaty the Snowman
Hark! Our Harold Needs to Pee
It Came Upon a Mayan Year
Let It Grow, Let It Grow, Fungus Toe
Have Yourself Some Curried Pickled Peppers
Deck The Halls and Not Your Boss

Do you have any you would like to add?